'Oh what a surprise your man crush Monday is your boyfriend again well excuse me while I go have a drink with my single life.'Ħ0. The only thing I get to do anymore is whatever the hell I want.'ĥ8.
'Changing my relationship status from 'single' to 'still single.''ĥ7.
'When someone asks me why I'm still single.I guess I'm overqualified!'ĥ6.
